The Parrot Told My Mother Everything ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

Mom Found Out ~ The Bird Talked

Forty-two years old, two kids, a mortgage, and still getting a phone call that starts with 'so I heard'. The source has feathers and a view of the kitchen. Mothers have always known everything. Now at least there is an explanation.

• For grown children with a nosy household: Anyone whose mother knows about the tattoo, the job interview, and the second bottle.
• A confession she can open: Give it to her and admit the bird was right.
• Reported to Parrot Problems: Where the family intelligence network runs on crackers.

Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure