The Parrot Told My Mother Everything ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

Mom Found Out ~ The Bird Talked

Forty-two years old, two kids, a mortgage, and still getting a phone call that starts with 'so I heard'. The source has feathers and a view of the kitchen. Mothers have always known everything. Now at least there is an explanation.

• For grown children with a nosy household: Anyone whose mother knows about the tattoo, the job interview, and the second bottle.
• A confession she can open: Give it to her and admit the bird was right.
• Reported to Parrot Problems: Where the family intelligence network runs on crackers.

Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer