The Parrot Told My Mother Everything ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Mom Found Out ~ The Bird Talked

Forty-two years old, two kids, a mortgage, and still getting a phone call that starts with 'so I heard'. The source has feathers and a view of the kitchen. Mothers have always known everything. Now at least there is an explanation.

• For grown children with a nosy household: Anyone whose mother knows about the tattoo, the job interview, and the second bottle.
• A confession she can open: Give it to her and admit the bird was right.
• Reported to Parrot Problems: Where the family intelligence network runs on crackers.