The Parrot Started It ~ Ornament
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An Alibi With Feathers
The vase was already cracked. The argument was already heated. The second bottle was already open. Ask anyone in the house and they will point to the cage, and the cage will not deny it.
- For the lifelong deflector: The brother, the roommate, the husband who has never once been the one who did it.
- Perfect for the family scapegoat swap: Give it to whoever usually gets blamed and let them pass the buck for once.
- Pleads from Parrot Problems: A collection for households where accountability has wings and flies away.
Pirate Dayz made this round ornament for the tree, whether it stands in the living room or the galley (Slander the Parrot has already claimed a branch). Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it shipshape through many Decembers. Hang it on the tree, from the rum shelf, or tie it to a bottle for the friend who says arrr at every opportunity.
