The Parrot Started It ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

An Alibi With Feathers

The vase was already cracked. The argument was already heated. The second bottle was already open. Ask anyone in the house and they will point to the cage, and the cage will not deny it.

• For the lifelong deflector: The brother, the roommate, the husband who has never once been the one who did it.
• Perfect for the family scapegoat swap: Give it to whoever usually gets blamed and let them pass the buck for once.
• Pleads from Parrot Problems: A collection for households where accountability has wings and flies away.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood