The Parrot Started It ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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An Alibi With Feathers
The vase was already cracked. The argument was already heated. The second bottle was already open. Ask anyone in the house and they will point to the cage, and the cage will not deny it.
- For the lifelong deflector: The brother, the roommate, the husband who has never once been the one who did it.
- Perfect for the family scapegoat swap: Give it to whoever usually gets blamed and let them pass the buck for once.
- Pleads from Parrot Problems: A collection for households where accountability has wings and flies away.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
