The Parrot Started It ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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An Alibi With Feathers
The vase was already cracked. The argument was already heated. The second bottle was already open. Ask anyone in the house and they will point to the cage, and the cage will not deny it.
- For the lifelong deflector: The brother, the roommate, the husband who has never once been the one who did it.
- Perfect for the family scapegoat swap: Give it to whoever usually gets blamed and let them pass the buck for once.
- Pleads from Parrot Problems: A collection for households where accountability has wings and flies away.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
