The Parrot Remembers Everything ~ Ornament
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The Parrot Remembers Everything ~ Unfortunately for You
The morning after is bad enough. Then the bird starts repeating what you said at midnight, word for word, in your own voice. Recovery will take longer than expected.
- Morning After: For the friend who wakes up asking what happened last night.
- Blackmail Material: Everyone fears the witness that cannot be bribed.
- Brunch Laughs: Perfect for retelling the story over pancakes.
Pirate Dayz made this round ornament for the tree that secretly wants to be a mast. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it shipshape for many Decembers.
