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The Parrot Remembers Everything ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

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The Parrot Remembers Everything ~ Unfortunately for You

The morning after is bad enough. Then the bird starts repeating what you said at midnight, word for word, in your own voice. Recovery will take longer than expected.

  • Morning After: For the friend who wakes up asking what happened last night.
  • Blackmail Material: Everyone fears the witness that cannot be bribed.
  • Brunch Laughs: Perfect for retelling the story over pancakes.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood