The Parrot Remembers Everything ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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The Parrot Remembers Everything ~ Unfortunately for You
The morning after is bad enough. Then the bird starts repeating what you said at midnight, word for word, in your own voice. Recovery will take longer than expected.
- Morning After: For the friend who wakes up asking what happened last night.
- Blackmail Material: Everyone fears the witness that cannot be bribed.
- Brunch Laughs: Perfect for retelling the story over pancakes.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
