The Parrot Remembers Everything ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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The Parrot Remembers Everything ~ Unfortunately for You
The morning after is bad enough. Then the bird starts repeating what you said at midnight, word for word, in your own voice. Recovery will take longer than expected.
- Morning After: For the friend who wakes up asking what happened last night.
- Blackmail Material: Everyone fears the witness that cannot be bribed.
- Brunch Laughs: Perfect for retelling the story over pancakes.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
