The Parrot Knows My Search History ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Incognito Mode ~ Not Available to Birds

Three a.m. and the questions get strange. How long do parrots live, is it normal to talk to your bird more than your spouse, can a cockatiel sense judgment. The one creature who saw every search is perched by the laptop, saying nothing, for now.

• For anyone with a browser and a conscience: Which is all of us, and the bird knows it.
• A gift that gets a nervous laugh: Give it to the friend who clears her tabs when you walk in.
• Indexed by Parrot Problems: Where privacy ends at the perch and the perch has a long memory.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood