The Parrot Knows My Search History ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Incognito Mode ~ Not Available to Birds
Three a.m. and the questions get strange. How long do parrots live, is it normal to talk to your bird more than your spouse, can a cockatiel sense judgment. The one creature who saw every search is perched by the laptop, saying nothing, for now.
- For anyone with a browser and a conscience: Which is all of us, and the bird knows it.
- A gift that gets a nervous laugh: Give it to the friend who clears her tabs when you walk in.
- Indexed by Parrot Problems: Where privacy ends at the perch and the perch has a long memory.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
