The Parrot Knows My Search History ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Incognito Mode ~ Not Available to Birds
Three a.m. and the questions get strange. How long do parrots live, is it normal to talk to your bird more than your spouse, can a cockatiel sense judgment. The one creature who saw every search is perched by the laptop, saying nothing, for now.
- For anyone with a browser and a conscience: Which is all of us, and the bird knows it.
- A gift that gets a nervous laugh: Give it to the friend who clears her tabs when you walk in.
- Indexed by Parrot Problems: Where privacy ends at the perch and the perch has a long memory.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
