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The Parrot Is Listening ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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The Parrot Is Listening ~ Choose Your Secrets Wisely

Every confession on this ship has a witness with feathers and no loyalty. Whatever you say at dinner will be repeated at breakfast, loudly, in front of the captain.

  • Gossip Alert: For the friend who knows everyone's business before they do.
  • Bird Lover: A wink for anyone who owns a talking bird with a big mouth.
  • Dinner Table Caution: Keeps the spicy stories at least a little quieter.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure