The Parrot Has Receipts ~ Ornament

Screenshots Taken ~ Dated and Timestamped

You said you would be home by nine. You said the dishwasher was 'basically loaded'. You said you never liked her anyway. All of it is on record with a creature who files quotes by date and recalls them at parties.

• For the friend who saves everything: The one who still has the 2014 text thread and can produce it on request.
• Give it to the family archivist: Every argument she has ever won had documentation, and she won all of them.
• On file with Parrot Problems: Where the evidence has wings and the evidence is never lost.

Every crew needs a flag, even the one that only sails as far as the living room. This round ornament comes in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, string included, and a damp cloth is all the care it asks.