The Parrot Has Receipts ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
$50.99
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You said you would be home by nine. You said the dishwasher was 'basically loaded'. You said you never liked her anyway. All of it is on record with a creature who files quotes by date and recalls them at parties.
- For the friend who saves everything: The one who still has the 2014 text thread and can produce it on request.
- Give it to the family archivist: Every argument she has ever won had documentation, and she won all of them.
- On file with Parrot Problems: Where the evidence has wings and the evidence is never lost.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
