The Parrot Has Receipts ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Screenshots Taken ~ Dated and Timestamped

You said you would be home by nine. You said the dishwasher was 'basically loaded'. You said you never liked her anyway. All of it is on record with a creature who files quotes by date and recalls them at parties.

• For the friend who saves everything: The one who still has the 2014 text thread and can produce it on request.
• Give it to the family archivist: Every argument she has ever won had documentation, and she won all of them.
• On file with Parrot Problems: Where the evidence has wings and the evidence is never lost.