The Parrot Has Receipts ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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For the Beautifully Disreputable
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Screenshots Taken ~ Dated and Timestamped
You said you would be home by nine. You said the dishwasher was 'basically loaded'. You said you never liked her anyway. All of it is on record with a creature who files quotes by date and recalls them at parties.
- For the friend who saves everything: The one who still has the 2014 text thread and can produce it on request.
- Give it to the family archivist: Every argument she has ever won had documentation, and she won all of them.
- On file with Parrot Problems: Where the evidence has wings and the evidence is never lost.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
