The Parrot Has Receipts ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug
$16.49
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For the Beautifully Disreputable
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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You said you would be home by nine. You said the dishwasher was 'basically loaded'. You said you never liked her anyway. All of it is on record with a creature who files quotes by date and recalls them at parties.
- For the friend who saves everything: The one who still has the 2014 text thread and can produce it on request.
- Give it to the family archivist: Every argument she has ever won had documentation, and she won all of them.
- On file with Parrot Problems: Where the evidence has wings and the evidence is never lost.
Even pirates need their morning brew before raising the anchor ~ this glossy ceramic mug comes in white or black, 11 oz for a quick cup or 15 oz for the long haul, with a comfortable C handle and your design front and center ~ fill it with coffee, tea or something stronger after sunset, Damien won't tell
