The Parrot Has Receipts ~ 12oz Wine Tumbler with Lid
$31.49
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You said you would be home by nine. You said the dishwasher was 'basically loaded'. You said you never liked her anyway. All of it is on record with a creature who files quotes by date and recalls them at parties.
- For the friend who saves everything: The one who still has the 2014 text thread and can produce it on request.
- Give it to the family archivist: Every argument she has ever won had documentation, and she won all of them.
- On file with Parrot Problems: Where the evidence has wings and the evidence is never lost.
Grog tastes better when it stays cold, and Damien has tested this theory on many a sandy shore ~ this 12 oz stainless steel wine tumbler has double-wall insulation and a lid to keep the sand and sea spray out, perfect for the deck, the beach bonfire or toasting the sunset with your crew
