The Parrot Has Entered Witness Protection ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

New Name ~ Same Vocabulary

He saw what happened to the good vase. He heard the phone call about the inheritance. Now he lives under an assumed name in a cage three states over and will only speak to the podcast host. Someone in this house knows exactly why.

• For the one who binge-listens in the car: Commuters with a case to crack and couples who fall asleep to cold cases.
• Birthday or just because: For anyone whose idea of relaxing involves a timeline of events.
• Relocated by Parrot Problems: Where every bird is a witness and some of them have to move.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood