The Parrot Has Entered Witness Protection ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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New Name ~ Same Vocabulary
He saw what happened to the good vase. He heard the phone call about the inheritance. Now he lives under an assumed name in a cage three states over and will only speak to the podcast host. Someone in this house knows exactly why.
- For the one who binge-listens in the car: Commuters with a case to crack and couples who fall asleep to cold cases.
- Birthday or just because: For anyone whose idea of relaxing involves a timeline of events.
- Relocated by Parrot Problems: Where every bird is a witness and some of them have to move.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
