The Parrot Has Entered Witness Protection ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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New Name ~ Same Vocabulary
He saw what happened to the good vase. He heard the phone call about the inheritance. Now he lives under an assumed name in a cage three states over and will only speak to the podcast host. Someone in this house knows exactly why.
- For the one who binge-listens in the car: Commuters with a case to crack and couples who fall asleep to cold cases.
- Birthday or just because: For anyone whose idea of relaxing involves a timeline of events.
- Relocated by Parrot Problems: Where every bird is a witness and some of them have to move.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
