The Parrot Has Been Subpoenaed Again ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
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Third Summons This Year ~ Still Not a Flight Risk
The clerk knows him by name. The bailiff brings seeds. He has testified about a will, a fence line, and a wedding toast, and his recollection has never once been challenged. The lawyers in the family have stopped being surprised.
- For the courtroom regular: Attorneys, court reporters, jury duty veterans and anyone who watches trials for fun.
- A gift for the paralegal who runs the office: She has filed stranger things than a bird's testimony.
- Called to the stand by Parrot Problems: Where the most credible witness in town has feathers and a grudge.
Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood



