The Parrot Has Been Subpoenaed Again ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Third Summons This Year ~ Still Not a Flight Risk
The clerk knows him by name. The bailiff brings seeds. He has testified about a will, a fence line, and a wedding toast, and his recollection has never once been challenged. The lawyers in the family have stopped being surprised.
- For the courtroom regular: Attorneys, court reporters, jury duty veterans and anyone who watches trials for fun.
- A gift for the paralegal who runs the office: She has filed stranger things than a bird's testimony.
- Called to the stand by Parrot Problems: Where the most credible witness in town has feathers and a grudge.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
