The Parrot Has Been Subpoenaed Again ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Third Summons This Year ~ Still Not a Flight Risk
The clerk knows him by name. The bailiff brings seeds. He has testified about a will, a fence line, and a wedding toast, and his recollection has never once been challenged. The lawyers in the family have stopped being surprised.
- For the courtroom regular: Attorneys, court reporters, jury duty veterans and anyone who watches trials for fun.
- A gift for the paralegal who runs the office: She has filed stranger things than a bird's testimony.
- Called to the stand by Parrot Problems: Where the most credible witness in town has feathers and a grudge.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
