The Parrot Has Been Subpoenaed Again ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Third Summons This Year ~ Still Not a Flight Risk

The clerk knows him by name. The bailiff brings seeds. He has testified about a will, a fence line, and a wedding toast, and his recollection has never once been challenged. The lawyers in the family have stopped being surprised.

• For the courtroom regular: Attorneys, court reporters, jury duty veterans and anyone who watches trials for fun.
• A gift for the paralegal who runs the office: She has filed stranger things than a bird's testimony.
• Called to the stand by Parrot Problems: Where the most credible witness in town has feathers and a grudge.