The Parrot Has Been Subpoenaed Again ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug
$18.69
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Description
Third Summons This Year ~ Still Not a Flight Risk
The clerk knows him by name. The bailiff brings seeds. He has testified about a will, a fence line, and a wedding toast, and his recollection has never once been challenged. The lawyers in the family have stopped being surprised.
- For the courtroom regular: Attorneys, court reporters, jury duty veterans and anyone who watches trials for fun.
- A gift for the paralegal who runs the office: She has filed stranger things than a bird's testimony.
- Called to the stand by Parrot Problems: Where the most credible witness in town has feathers and a grudge.
Even pirates need their morning brew before raising the anchor ~ this glossy ceramic mug comes in white or black, 11 oz for a quick cup or 15 oz for the long haul, with a comfortable C handle and your design front and center ~ fill it with coffee, tea or something stronger after sunset, Damien won't tell
