The Kraken Is My Emergency Contact ~ Premium Hoodie
$57.99
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Emergency Contact ~ Arrives With Tentacles and Opinions
When the form asks who to call, some people list a sibling. Others list the friend who would show up in four minutes, furious on their behalf and ready to make a scene. Nobody needs to call twice.
- For the ride-or-die: The bestie who would bring bail money and snacks without asking a single question.
- Monster-grade comfort: Wear it for late nights, long drives and the stories that come after.
- Surfaced from Here Be Monsters: Where the thing you call is bigger than the trouble.
Damien keeps one aboard for the night watch, when the sea spray turns cold and the stars come out ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed hoodie has a soft cotton face over warm fleece, a jersey-lined hood with a flat cord and a front pouch for the compass and the snacks ~ relaxed fit, rolled-forward shoulders, sizes S through 2XL
