The Kraken Is My Emergency Contact ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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In Case of Emergency ~ Call Something Worse
Her ride-or-die has a warrant in one county and a tab in two others. When forms ask who to call, there is a pause, then a name that makes nurses look up. The person listed will arrive fast, loud, and with questions for everyone involved.
- For friendships that alarm hospitals: The duo who turned a quiet dinner into a police report and a lifelong story.
- Buy it for the one who would show up: Bail money, a getaway car, or a very strong opinion about whoever started it.
- Listed with Here Be Monsters: Where the thing you call when it all goes wrong is bigger than the problem.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
