The Kraken Is My Emergency Contact ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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In Case of Emergency ~ Call Something Worse
Her ride-or-die has a warrant in one county and a tab in two others. When forms ask who to call, there is a pause, then a name that makes nurses look up. The person listed will arrive fast, loud, and with questions for everyone involved.
- For friendships that alarm hospitals: The duo who turned a quiet dinner into a police report and a lifelong story.
- Buy it for the one who would show up: Bail money, a getaway car, or a very strong opinion about whoever started it.
- Listed with Here Be Monsters: Where the thing you call when it all goes wrong is bigger than the problem.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
