The Kraken Is My Emergency Contact ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug
$16.49
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In Case of Emergency ~ Call Something Worse
Her ride-or-die has a warrant in one county and a tab in two others. When forms ask who to call, there is a pause, then a name that makes nurses look up. The person listed will arrive fast, loud, and with questions for everyone involved.
- For friendships that alarm hospitals: The duo who turned a quiet dinner into a police report and a lifelong story.
- Buy it for the one who would show up: Bail money, a getaway car, or a very strong opinion about whoever started it.
- Listed with Here Be Monsters: Where the thing you call when it all goes wrong is bigger than the problem.
Even pirates need their morning brew before raising the anchor ~ this glossy ceramic mug comes in white or black, 11 oz for a quick cup or 15 oz for the long haul, with a comfortable C handle and your design front and center ~ fill it with coffee, tea or something stronger after sunset, Damien won't tell
