The Kraken Is My Emergency Contact ~ 12oz Wine Tumbler with Lid
$31.49
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In Case of Emergency ~ Call Something Worse
Her ride-or-die has a warrant in one county and a tab in two others. When forms ask who to call, there is a pause, then a name that makes nurses look up. The person listed will arrive fast, loud, and with questions for everyone involved.
- For friendships that alarm hospitals: The duo who turned a quiet dinner into a police report and a lifelong story.
- Buy it for the one who would show up: Bail money, a getaway car, or a very strong opinion about whoever started it.
- Listed with Here Be Monsters: Where the thing you call when it all goes wrong is bigger than the problem.
Grog tastes better when it stays cold, and Damien has tested this theory on many a sandy shore ~ this 12 oz stainless steel wine tumbler has double-wall insulation and a lid to keep the sand and sea spray out, perfect for the deck, the beach bonfire or toasting the sunset with your crew
