The Kraken Has Seen Enough of Humanity ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Four Centuries of Watching ~ Officially Done

It watched the ships come, the plastic arrive, and the cruise band play the same song every night for a decade. Now it just wants a trench with no reception. Anyone who has worked a public-facing shift knows the feeling by lunchtime.

• For the worn-down and done: Retail veterans, nurses on a double, and anyone who has read the comments section.
• The honest Monday gift: Give it to the friend who answers 'how are you' with a long exhale.
• Retired to Here Be Monsters: Where the ancient and the exhausted keep each other company.