The Kraken Has Seen Enough of Humanity ~ 12oz Wine Tumbler with Lid
$31.49
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Four Centuries of Watching ~ Officially Done
It watched the ships come, the plastic arrive, and the cruise band play the same song every night for a decade. Now it just wants a trench with no reception. Anyone who has worked a public-facing shift knows the feeling by lunchtime.
- For the worn-down and done: Retail veterans, nurses on a double, and anyone who has read the comments section.
- The honest Monday gift: Give it to the friend who answers 'how are you' with a long exhale.
- Retired to Here Be Monsters: Where the ancient and the exhausted keep each other company.
Grog tastes better when it stays cold, and Damien has tested this theory on many a sandy shore ~ this 12 oz stainless steel wine tumbler has double-wall insulation and a lid to keep the sand and sea spray out, perfect for the deck, the beach bonfire or toasting the sunset with your crew
