The Kraken Has Requested a Transfer ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Two Weeks Notice ~ Written on a Napkin

Resume updated at lunch. Browser tabs that close very quickly when a manager walks past. Even the thing that has spent four centuries sinking ships in one patch of ocean has started asking about openings in other waters, and honestly, it has a point.

• For the coworker with one foot out: The one who stopped laughing at the all-hands jokes and started asking what the pension does if you leave early.
• Farewell gift, slightly premature: Hand it over at the leaving drinks or a few months before, as a hint.
• Transferred to Here Be Monsters: Where the ocean's most feared employee is also looking at other departments.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood