The Kraken Has Requested a Transfer ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Two Weeks Notice ~ Written on a Napkin
Resume updated at lunch. Browser tabs that close very quickly when a manager walks past. Even the thing that has spent four centuries sinking ships in one patch of ocean has started asking about openings in other waters, and honestly, it has a point.
- For the coworker with one foot out: The one who stopped laughing at the all-hands jokes and started asking what the pension does if you leave early.
- Farewell gift, slightly premature: Hand it over at the leaving drinks or a few months before, as a hint.
- Transferred to Here Be Monsters: Where the ocean's most feared employee is also looking at other departments.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
