The Kraken Has Requested a Transfer ~ 12oz Wine Tumbler with Lid
$31.49
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Two Weeks Notice ~ Written on a Napkin
Resume updated at lunch. Browser tabs that close very quickly when a manager walks past. Even the thing that has spent four centuries sinking ships in one patch of ocean has started asking about openings in other waters, and honestly, it has a point.
- For the coworker with one foot out: The one who stopped laughing at the all-hands jokes and started asking what the pension does if you leave early.
- Farewell gift, slightly premature: Hand it over at the leaving drinks or a few months before, as a hint.
- Transferred to Here Be Monsters: Where the ocean's most feared employee is also looking at other departments.
Grog tastes better when it stays cold, and Damien has tested this theory on many a sandy shore ~ this 12 oz stainless steel wine tumbler has double-wall insulation and a lid to keep the sand and sea spray out, perfect for the deck, the beach bonfire or toasting the sunset with your crew
