The Kraken Has Left the Group Chat ~ Ornament

Notifications Off ~ Depths Reached

Four hundred unread, a poll about brunch that nobody will win, and a cousin who sends voice notes at midnight. Something that has terrified sailors for centuries looked at the thread, saw the word 'thoughts?', and sank without a reply.

• For whoever muted it first: The sibling who left the family thread, the bridesmaid who vanished in week two, and the friend who answers in person only.
• Group gift, ironically: Buy one each for the chat that survived the wedding planning.
• Logged off into Here Be Monsters: A collection where the ocean's loudest resident finally found some quiet.

Pirate Dayz made this round ornament for the tree, whether it stands in the living room or the galley (Slander the Parrot has already claimed a branch). Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it shipshape through many Decembers. Hang it on the tree, from the rum shelf, or tie it to a bottle for the friend who says arrr at every opportunity.