The Kraken Has Left the Group Chat ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Notifications Off ~ Depths Reached

Four hundred unread, a poll about brunch that nobody will win, and a cousin who sends voice notes at midnight. Something that has terrified sailors for centuries looked at the thread, saw the word 'thoughts?', and sank without a reply.

• For whoever muted it first: The sibling who left the family thread, the bridesmaid who vanished in week two, and the friend who answers in person only.
• Group gift, ironically: Buy one each for the chat that survived the wedding planning.
• Logged off into Here Be Monsters: A collection where the ocean's loudest resident finally found some quiet.