The Kraken Has Left the Group Chat ~ 12oz Wine Tumbler with Lid
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Notifications Off ~ Depths Reached
Four hundred unread, a poll about brunch that nobody will win, and a cousin who sends voice notes at midnight. Something that has terrified sailors for centuries looked at the thread, saw the word 'thoughts?', and sank without a reply.
- For whoever muted it first: The sibling who left the family thread, the bridesmaid who vanished in week two, and the friend who answers in person only.
- Group gift, ironically: Buy one each for the chat that survived the wedding planning.
- Logged off into Here Be Monsters: A collection where the ocean's loudest resident finally found some quiet.
Grog tastes better when it stays cold, and Damien has tested this theory on many a sandy shore ~ this 12 oz stainless steel wine tumbler has double-wall insulation and a lid to keep the sand and sea spray out, perfect for the deck, the beach bonfire or toasting the sunset with your crew
