The HOA Can Walk the Plank ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Mailbox Approved ~ Attitude Not

The letter arrived on cream paper: the fence is two inches too tall, the flag is the wrong season, and the trash can was visible from the street for eleven minutes. Somebody has measured the grass. Somebody is about to get a reply.

• For the neighborhood rebel: A gift for the dad with a flamingo in the yard out of spite, the couple who painted the door anyway, and the neighbor who attends every board meeting just to object.
• Violation notice, returned: Your bylaws have been reviewed. The plank is a short walk from the clubhouse.
• Zoned under: Part of Modern Scoundrels, past the gatehouse.