The HOA Can Walk the Plank ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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For the Beautifully Disreputable
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Mailbox Approved ~ Attitude Not
The letter arrived on cream paper: the fence is two inches too tall, the flag is the wrong season, and the trash can was visible from the street for eleven minutes. Somebody has measured the grass. Somebody is about to get a reply.
- For the neighborhood rebel: A gift for the dad with a flamingo in the yard out of spite, the couple who painted the door anyway, and the neighbor who attends every board meeting just to object.
- Violation notice, returned: Your bylaws have been reviewed. The plank is a short walk from the clubhouse.
- Zoned under: Part of Modern Scoundrels, past the gatehouse.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
