The History of Bad Behavior ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Required Reading for the Unreformed

Behind the respectable spines in any good library sits one shelf nobody admits to curating. For the reader who finishes the footnotes, the nephew who has been grounded across three decades, and anyone whose personal history would need more than one volume. The sequel is implied.

• Documented, Not Invented: The joke-book title is ours; the era is real. Historians commonly date the Golden Age of Piracy to about the 1650s through 1730, with the fiercest stretch around 1716 to 1726.
• For the Bookish Troublemaker: Birthday, graduation, or the week someone finally gets their library card back.
• Volume Two Pending: Buy it for the person whose stories get longer with every retelling.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood