The History of Bad Behavior ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

Required Reading for the Unreformed

Behind the respectable spines in any good library sits one shelf nobody admits to curating. For the reader who finishes the footnotes, the nephew who has been grounded across three decades, and anyone whose personal history would need more than one volume. The sequel is implied.

• Documented, Not Invented: The joke-book title is ours; the era is real. Historians commonly date the Golden Age of Piracy to about the 1650s through 1730, with the fiercest stretch around 1716 to 1726.
• For the Bookish Troublemaker: Birthday, graduation, or the week someone finally gets their library card back.
• Volume Two Pending: Buy it for the person whose stories get longer with every retelling.

Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure