The Golden Age of Piracy Wasn't OSHA Approved ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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No Hard Hats ~ No Handrails ~ No Incident Reports
The Golden Age of Piracy ran roughly from the 1650s to the 1730s, and the agency in charge of American workplace safety arrived in 1970, too late to inspect the rigging. Open flame near the powder, no guardrails anywhere, and the retirement plan was whatever you had not spent in port.
- For the safety officer who has seen things: Buy it for the site supervisor who says it with his eyes, the compliance manager with a clipboard tan, and anyone who filed a near miss form for a stapler.
- Hazard assessment, retroactive: Every job aboard would fail a modern inspection, and the inspector would not have reached the second deck.
- Inspected by: Part of Pirate History & Legends, where the only safety meeting was the vote on where to anchor.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
