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The Golden Age of Piracy Wasn't OSHA Approved ~ 12oz Wine Tumbler with Lid

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No Hard Hats ~ No Handrails ~ No Incident Reports

The Golden Age of Piracy ran roughly from the 1650s to the 1730s, and the agency in charge of American workplace safety arrived in 1970, too late to inspect the rigging. Open flame near the powder, no guardrails anywhere, and the retirement plan was whatever you had not spent in port.

  • For the safety officer who has seen things: Buy it for the site supervisor who says it with his eyes, the compliance manager with a clipboard tan, and anyone who filed a near miss form for a stapler.
  • Hazard assessment, retroactive: Every job aboard would fail a modern inspection, and the inspector would not have reached the second deck.
  • Inspected by: Part of Pirate History & Legends, where the only safety meeting was the vote on where to anchor.


Grog tastes better when it stays cold, and Damien has tested this theory on many a sandy shore ~ this 12 oz stainless steel wine tumbler has double-wall insulation and a lid to keep the sand and sea spray out, perfect for the deck, the beach bonfire or toasting the sunset with your crew