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The Eye Patch Theory Unproven Still Cool ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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One Eye Pre-Adjusted for Below Deck ~ Nobody Checked

The story goes that pirates wore a patch to keep one eye ready for the dark below deck, flipping it up at the hatch like night vision. It is a lovely idea. Not a single record supports it, a 2007 television test could only call it plausible, and most patches covered an eye that had simply stopped working.

  • For the friend who ruins fun facts: Buy it for the guy who says actually at parties, the science teacher who grades trivia night, and anyone who has googled a claim mid-conversation.
  • Verdict, disappointing: Plausible is what you call a theory when you cannot prove it and do not want to kill it.
  • Debunked by: Part of Pirate History & Legends, where the legend gets a label and the eye gets a patch.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure