The Cryptid Crew Unconfirmed Unbothered ~ Ornament
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Never Proven ~ Never Worried About It
The footage is grainy, the footprint is debatable, and the witness had been at the tavern. The subjects of all this attention have never once issued a statement, and they are not about to start.
- Gift for the believer: For the friend with a podcast queue full of lake monsters, the couple who plans vacations around sightings, and the brother who insists he saw something in 2006.
- Status report: Existence: unverified. Mood: excellent.
- Rumored to gather in: Part of Here Be Monsters, no photographs permitted.
Pirate Dayz made this round ornament for the tree, whether it stands in the living room or the galley (Slander the Parrot has already claimed a branch). Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it shipshape through many Decembers. Hang it on the tree, from the rum shelf, or tie it to a bottle for the friend who says arrr at every opportunity.
